Etsy's Lovliest Ladies
Because Crafting Can Be Beautiful
This blog contains saucy adult content and is in no way affiliated with Etsy. If you are the photographer or subject of any of these photographs, I'll be happy to remove them on request.
The intention of this blog is to celebrate the beautiful women who continue to drive creativity in the realms of fashion and craft. It's also meant to be fun. Each photo links to the shop it was taken from. I encourage viewers to visit these shops not only for aesthetic enjoyment, but also to purchase goods for yourself or significant others. Why not spice up your life a bit?
“These aren’t some Fruit-of-the-Cheap-Labor underwear either. These are hand-made, artisanal underwear, designed and manufactured by a small team of artists in Portland OR.”
I’d write something pithy, but didn’t someone already make a smart-ass TV show about this kind of thing?
“If you want to look fabulous and feel comfortable lounging around your home, in front of your sweetie, going out on the town, or riding your bike without your stockings falling down on you this is the garter belt for you.”
Or, like if you want to have warm sexy legs at the Fleet Foxes concert, or while you’re making little feather clips for your hair, or shopping for dope nerd glasses, or just hangin’ out drinking Zima ironically, or taking fresh Instagram pics of your awesome succulent terrarium, or…
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“Worlds collide when longjohns and lingerie come together!”
Unfortunately for Stevie Nicks, her duet with Gabby Hayes was a no-go. Luckily Don Henley was still available.
Leather and Lace? Fuck it. Longjohns and lingerie is where it’s at.
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So we ended the year a bit early, and started the new one a bit late. Did you miss us? We missed you too. But more than that, we missed the lovely ladies of Etsy. Let’s get acquainted again.
“Meant to be worn inside the house or at fetish events.”
You know, just in case you were planning on popping down to the grocery store in your rubber chainmaille fetish bikini.
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“Who says bed jackets must only be worn in bed?”
Good point! That’s why I demanded my workplace institute lingerie Fridays. On a related note… Anyone have a gig for a hot lady/ crafts blogger?
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“These sexy and comfortable, fun and flirty panties are made with a lovely ivory polka dot mesh fabric in the front and a flirty soft gray ruffle in the back.”
Morning, Glory! How about later we have an afternoon delight?
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“made from stretch satin, velvet ribbons and the finest feathers to tickle your fancy, with boning for added perkyness.”
As a young woman, you could not keep Mary Poppins off the rooftops. She had a thing for chimney sweeps. It was their lack of fear that thrilled her. It was their strong dirty hands and their daily perspective of the city above the cornices of great houses, “like leopards in the trees,” she thought. So on the rare, warm, sun-soaked London morning, she would climb up to their kingdom—her breasts bared to the light of day—and she’d wait for them to come to her.
And when they’d see her they’d sing softly “Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey Chim chim cher-ee! A sweep is as lucky, as lucky can be…”
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“Made of the same Guipure lace from Switzerland and powernet at back for a perfect fit, as well as hook / eye closure at center back, adjustable straps, underwire cups and boning at seams.”
Let’s educate ourselves, shall we? Guipure lace: A lace with large repeating designs, usually circular, with geometric or floral centers, connected by threads. Essentially, a very heavy Venise lace.
And you thought I was going to say something about “boning at seams”. Nope. Even though that’s totally what this picture makes happen in your pants.
What?
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“This 2 piece costume includes a dark red bra with gold metal crosses on both cups and thong cut panty with approximately a 4 foot long train of matching red sheer fabric.”
I’d buy this for my lady if she wasn’t constantly telling me not to cross her.
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